DinoMights Easter Cup 2026

You Belong! DinoMights 30th Anniversary!

Listen, we all love DinoMights. We love the community, the kids, and the "Peepin It Real" tournament. But there is a dark cloud hanging over this fundraiser, and that cloud is currently attached to Tim Charles’s head.

Tim calls it "Hockey Hair." I call it a safety hazard and a visual catastrophe. While Tim is out here trying to preserve that "flow," I am taking a stand for decency, aerodynamics, and professional grooming.

Why you should donate to MY side:

• Aerodynamics: Think of the drag! Tim’s skating speed will increase by at least 15% once we remove those unnecessary inches of split ends.

• Visual Clarity: How can he see the puck when he’s constantly flipping his hair like he’s in a 90s shampoo commercial?

• The Children: Do we really want the next generation of DinoMights thinking this is an acceptable look?

The Ultimatum:
I’ve teamed up with the Peepin It Real tournament to ensure that the only thing "peeping" is Tim’s scalp. Every dollar you donate to my side is a vote for the clippers. It’s a vote for the "Buzz." It’s a vote for mercy.

Don’t let Tim’s ego—and his split ends—win. Let’s give the DinoMights the funding they deserve and give Tim the haircut he desperately needs.